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Husband Quarantine

Knitting project to pass the time away (and make him go away)

Husband Quarantine thanks to Ursula Chambers

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. - Ashley Judd

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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