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Husband Quarantine

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Husband Quarantine thanks to Ursula Chambers

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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