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Husband Quarantine

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Husband Quarantine thanks to Ursula Chambers

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Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward


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