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Husband Quarantine

Knitting project to pass the time away (and make him go away)

Husband Quarantine thanks to Ursula Chambers

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Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra


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