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Husband Quarantine

Knitting project to pass the time away (and make him go away)

Husband Quarantine thanks to Ursula Chambers

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IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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