QuotaBillsShoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope
Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown
He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb
Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown
Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton
A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear
If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown
A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan