QuotaBillsAbstain from beans. - Pythagoras
Asphalt: Rectum trouble. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll
Exact: What eggs do on stage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni
Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel
His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas
The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker
Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now
I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly
I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez
I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker
Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton
You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb
Flour: A word by any other name would smell as wheat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard
The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like. - Bill Murray
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain
Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood
He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken
The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling
Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9. - Muppets
After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare
Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley
Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway
Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know. - Dean Koontz
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. - Casablanca
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi