How To Enforce Social Distancing

Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Asphalt: Rectum trouble. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know. - Dean Koontz

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. - Casablanca

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi