How To Enforce Social Distancing

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard

He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown

I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like. - Bill Murray

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. - Casablanca

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi