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Hour Lost

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Hour Lost thanks to Pearl Dawson

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Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Time is a physician that heals every grief. - Diphilus

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Youth is not a time of life - it is a state of mind. - Samuel Ullman

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Every time I see high-trust cultures, I see a lessening of adversarialism. - Stephen Covey

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past. - Karl von Clausewitz

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

Running a marathon was important to me, so I found time to train for it. Writing books is also important to me, so you know what? I carve out the time. - Rachel Hollis

The first trip of the Pony Express was made in ten days - an average of two hundred miles a day. But we soon began stretching our riders and making better time. - Buffalo Bill

How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon? - Dr. Seuss

For writers, handing a manuscript off to an editor is like walking into a parole hearing. You’ve done the time but wonder if it’s going to satisfy the judge. - Shandy L. Kurth

Every time you do a good deed, you shine the light a little farther into the dark. And the thing is, when you're gone, that light is going to keep shining on, pushing the shadows back. - Charles de Lint

Good Friday is a day of sorrow mingled with joy. It is a time to grieve over the sin of man and to meditate and rejoice upon God's love in giving His only Son for the redemption of sin. - David Katski

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. - Winston Churchill

Time begins the healing process of wounds cut deeply by oppression. We soothe ourselves with the salve of attempted indifference, accepting the false pattern set up by the horrible restriction of Jim Crow laws. - Rosa Parks

Stop the mindless wishing that things would be different. Rather than wasting time and emotional and spiritual energy in explaining why we don't have what we want, we can start to pursue other ways to get it. - Greg Anderson


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