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Hot Summer Days

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Hot Summer Days thanks to Karen Moore

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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Missing Mother-In-Law

I'll Be Right There

Flower Frame Heels

Studley Tool Chest

Dr. Hedgehog

Enjoy The View

Locks Of Love

Redneck Speed Bump

Save A Tree

Baby Papaya Crossing

So You Want A Day Off

Mexico Will Pay For The Wall

Behind Every Man

Truck Driver Birth

Motion Picture Selfie

FearBusters

Holy Day Inn

Fat Friend Prayer

Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts

Moses Parting the Ice Field

Nutella Face Lotion

Men in Denim