QuotaBillsTrojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb
Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell
This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson
In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker
Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy
A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
Curriculum: A harness devised by educational bureaucrats to turn thoroughbred teachers into cart horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain; meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure. - G K Chesterton
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison