Horse Mask

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain; meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure. - G K Chesterton

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw