Horse Mask

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp