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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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