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Horse Dog

Horsing around with household pets

Horse Dog thanks to Myra Fowler

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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