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Horse Dog

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Horse Dog thanks to Myra Fowler

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Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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