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Marital golf cart dispute won by husband

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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire

You don't hear me gettin' historical. - Archie Bunker

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

My husband's idea of a good night out is a good night in. - Maureen Lipman

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. - Groucho Marx

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

In wider spaces, people bearing historical grudges with each other were separated by the muting qualities of distance. - Tim Cope

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump


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