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Marital golf cart dispute won by husband

Historical Marker thanks to Keith Blake

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I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

You don't hear me gettin' historical. - Archie Bunker

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

Where there's a Will there's a Fairway. - Unknown

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

Do you Edith....take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband? - Archie Bunker

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Take care of your pennies and your dollars will take care of your widow's next husband. - American Proverb

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. - Groucho Marx

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump


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