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Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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