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Hello Darkness

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Hello Darkness thanks to Chris Kane

The Sound of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
Beneath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never shared
No one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

"Fools" said I, "you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you";
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said,
"The words of the prophets
are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sound of silence"

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Middle age begins with the first mortgage and ends when you drop dead. - Herb Caen

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer

Middle age is when your classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerf

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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