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Hello Darkness

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Hello Darkness thanks to Chris Kane

The Sound of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
Beneath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never shared
No one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

"Fools" said I, "you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you";
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said,
"The words of the prophets
are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sound of silence"

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Age is only a number. - Lexi Starling

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. - Ogden Nash

Middle age is when it takes you all night to do once what once you used to do all night. - Kenny Everett

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain


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