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Hello Darkness

Don't stand up too fast!

Hello Darkness thanks to Chris Kane

The Sound of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
Beneath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never shared
No one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

"Fools" said I, "you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you";
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said,
"The words of the prophets
are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sound of silence"

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Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Only in the darkness can you see the stars. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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