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Hello Darkness

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Hello Darkness thanks to Chris Kane

The Sound of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
Beneath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never shared
No one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

"Fools" said I, "you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you";
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said,
"The words of the prophets
are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sound of silence"

QuotaBills
Age is only a number. - Lexi Starling

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. - Unknown

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Most of us are imprisoned by something. We're living in darkness until something flips on the switch. - Wynonna Judd

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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