Happy St. Patrick's Day 2020

Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Where would the Irish be without someone to be Irish at? - Elizabeth Bowen

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me. Why should it? - Carroll O'Connor

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield