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Happy Snow Car

Facing up to another dump of snow

Happy Snow Car thanks to Charlotte Jervis

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Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

I don't sing because I'm happy; I'm happy because I sing. - William James

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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