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Happy Snow Car

Facing up to another dump of snow

Happy Snow Car thanks to Charlotte Jervis

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Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. - Helen Keller

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie


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