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Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown

Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results. - Dennis Waitley

You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes. - Lauren Oliver

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

It's important to make someone happy, and it's important to start with yourself. - Unknown

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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