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Happy Snow Car

Facing up to another dump of snow

Happy Snow Car thanks to Charlotte Jervis

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At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes. - Lauren Oliver

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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