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Happy Snow Car

Facing up to another dump of snow

Happy Snow Car thanks to Charlotte Jervis

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Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix


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