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Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. - Alan P Herbert

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow to do it. - Artemus Ward

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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