Happy Face Sandwich

Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes. - Lauren Oliver

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't sing because I'm happy; I'm happy because I sing. - William James

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow to do it. - Artemus Ward

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Daily, constantly, we choose by our desires, our thoughts, and our actions whether we want to be blessed or cursed, happy or miserable. - Ezra T Benson

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo