Halloween Snacks

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

I am not scared of you, I am scared of these feelings. - Judy Blume

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

What difference do it make if the thing you scared of is real or not? - Toni Morrison

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place. - Archie Bunker

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances. - Julie Sorel

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Good.I need you to be scared.Very,very scared.And then you'll never be scared again. - Simon Holt

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

The ones who say you can't and you won't are probably the ones scared that you will. - Unknown

Being scared can keep a man from getting killed, and often makes a better fighter out of him. - Louis L'Amour

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

All guys are scared of each other, didn't you know that? I'm not the only one. We're all born afraid. - Cornell Woolrich

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien