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Halloween Snacks

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Halloween Snacks thanks to Keith Blake

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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

I'm scared of everything except you. - Egba Terry

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it. - Neil Gaiman

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

I am not scared of you, I am scared of these feelings. - Judy Blume

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense. - Edgar Watson Howe

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

What difference do it make if the thing you scared of is real or not? - Toni Morrison

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Everybody gets scared sometimes, May Belle. You don't have to be ashamed. - Katherine Paterson

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place. - Archie Bunker

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances. - Julie Sorel

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Being scared can keep a man from getting killed, and often makes a better fighter out of him. - Louis L'Amour

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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