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Halloween Snacks

Inside to Outside ghoulfriend munchies

Halloween Snacks thanks to Keith Blake

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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm scared of everything except you. - Egba Terry

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Afternoon Snack: The pause that refleshes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it. - Neil Gaiman

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

What difference do it make if the thing you scared of is real or not? - Toni Morrison

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Everybody gets scared sometimes, May Belle. You don't have to be ashamed. - Katherine Paterson

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place. - Archie Bunker

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances. - Julie Sorel

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

The ones who say you can't and you won't are probably the ones scared that you will. - Unknown

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

All guys are scared of each other, didn't you know that? I'm not the only one. We're all born afraid. - Cornell Woolrich

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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