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Growth Year

Growing relationships in the New Year

Growth Year thanks to Keith Blake

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Holy: What my old socks are - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

No one grows old by living - only by losing interest in living. - Marie Ray

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P Adams

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. - Zach Galifianakis

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones. - John Maynard Keynes

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The older I get, the more I understand that it's okay to live a life others don't understand. - Unknown

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash


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