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Growth Year

Growing relationships in the New Year

Growth Year thanks to Keith Blake

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

You're never too old to grow younger. - Mae West

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

How to stay young: hang around with older people. - Bob Hope

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If you were born without wings, do nothing to prevent them from growing. - Coco Chanel

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it. - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones. - John Maynard Keynes

The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. - Paul Dickson

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

And here's Moses Kiptanui, the nineteen-year-old Kenyan, who turned twenty a few weeks ago. - David Coleman

As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do. - Zachary Scott

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! - Dr. Seuss

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

I refused to go on 'Grumpy Old Men.' I said, 'If I go on, I will be grumpy about grumpy old men.' - Stephen Fry

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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