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Growth Year

Growing relationships in the New Year

Growth Year thanks to Keith Blake

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It's a funny old world. - Margaret Thatcher

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

You're never too old to grow younger. - Mae West

Change is inevitable. Growth is optional. - John C Maxwell

The only thing some people do is get older. - Edgar Watson Howe

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

To select well among old things, is almost equal to inventing new ones. - Nicholas Charles Trublet

As you get older it is harder to have heroes, but it is sort of necessary. - Ernest Hemingway

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

You're not old until it takes you longer to rest up than it does to get tired. - Phog Allen

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

You're only as old as you feel is a refrain one hears enough that it must have some truth to it, though your oncologist might disagree. - Edward Hoagland

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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