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Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

For years I wanted to be older, and now I am. - Margaret Atwood

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

There are so few who can grow old with a good grace. - Richard Steele

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. - Robert Quillen

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P Adams

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

When you're workin' with invalids there, especially a lotta kinda decrapid old people. - Archie Bunker

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To be astonished is one of the surest ways of not growing old too quickly. - Colette

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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