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Growth Year

Growing relationships in the New Year

Growth Year thanks to Keith Blake

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Few people know how to be old. - Maggie Kuhn

The older I get, the better I used to be. - John McEnroe

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible. - Irene M Selznick

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Growth is the process of responding positively to change. - Paul Harvey

An old man looks permanent, as if he had been born an old man. - H E Bates

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

You're not old until it takes you longer to rest up than it does to get tired. - Phog Allen

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. - Groucho Marx

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

I refused to go on 'Grumpy Old Men.' I said, 'If I go on, I will be grumpy about grumpy old men.' - Stephen Fry

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard


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