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Greedy Vegan

Tale of the Poor Carrot

Greedy Vegan thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Radish: A vegetable that speaks for itself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Keratin: What preserved carrots are sold in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Onion: A vegetable that builds you up physically but tears you down socially - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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