Greedy Vegan

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Radish: A vegetable that speaks for itself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Keratin: What preserved carrots are sold in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com