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Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful. - Warren Buffett

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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