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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

I'm scared of everything except you. - Egba Terry

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense. - Edgar Watson Howe

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

What difference do it make if the thing you scared of is real or not? - Toni Morrison

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

The empty grave does not do anything to us. You need to meet the Risen One. - Alex Harten

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place. - Archie Bunker

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances. - Julie Sorel

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Being scared can keep a man from getting killed, and often makes a better fighter out of him. - Louis L'Amour

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

All guys are scared of each other, didn't you know that? I'm not the only one. We're all born afraid. - Cornell Woolrich

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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