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Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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