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If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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