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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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