Graduation Swag

To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller