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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Now all my teachers are dead except silence. - W S Merwin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

There are two educations. One should teach us how to make a living, and the other how to live. - James T Adams

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive. - Renee Zellweger

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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