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I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Mathemagician: A teacher who makes numbers disappear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

No one learns as much about a subject as one who is forced to teach it. - Peter F Drucker

Four thousand volumes of metaphysics will not teach us what the soul is. - Voltaire

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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