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I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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