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Good Friday Service

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Good Friday Service thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Good Friday, April 10, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
On Good Friday (aka God's Friday, Holy Friday and Great Friday) Christians celebrate the day Jesus willingly suffered and died by crucifixion as the ultimate sacrifice for our sins (1 John 1:10). Good Friday is followed three days later by Easter, the glorious celebration of the day Jesus was raised from the dead, heralding his victory over sin and death, pointing ahead to a future resurrection for all who are united to him by faith (Romans 6:5).

The earliest known use of "guode friday" is found in The South English Legendary, a text from around 1290. What's so "Good" about Good Friday, when it's such a bleak and dark event commemorating a day of suffering and death for Jesus? According to Dan MacAulay (creator of the new Podcast series, Starting Right with DannyMac), "Good Friday is good because it is all about the depth of love that God has for us. Jesus Christ, the son of God, came to this earth with one purpose, to die on that cross to make a way that you and I could have a personal relationship with God. With the promise that He would be with us in this life and the even greater promise of life forever in the presence of almighty God. From the outside it looks like a horrendous day, but at its core is the assurance of God’s love and our reconciliation with Him."

In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life. - Emil Brunner

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Hope is only a beginning; it's not a substitute for action, only a basis for it. - Rebecca Solnit

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer

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