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Good Friday Service

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Good Friday Service thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Good Friday, April 10, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
On Good Friday (aka God's Friday, Holy Friday and Great Friday) Christians celebrate the day Jesus willingly suffered and died by crucifixion as the ultimate sacrifice for our sins (1 John 1:10). Good Friday is followed three days later by Easter, the glorious celebration of the day Jesus was raised from the dead, heralding his victory over sin and death, pointing ahead to a future resurrection for all who are united to him by faith (Romans 6:5).

The earliest known use of "guode friday" is found in The South English Legendary, a text from around 1290. What's so "Good" about Good Friday, when it's such a bleak and dark event commemorating a day of suffering and death for Jesus? According to Dan MacAulay (creator of the new Podcast series, Starting Right with DannyMac), "Good Friday is good because it is all about the depth of love that God has for us. Jesus Christ, the son of God, came to this earth with one purpose, to die on that cross to make a way that you and I could have a personal relationship with God. With the promise that He would be with us in this life and the even greater promise of life forever in the presence of almighty God. From the outside it looks like a horrendous day, but at its core is the assurance of God’s love and our reconciliation with Him."

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

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Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

A saint is not someone who is good but who experiences the goodness of God. - Brennan Manning

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

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