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Electrocardiograph: Ticker tape - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin


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