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Gone To Market

Where this little piggy went...

Gone To Market thanks to Keith Blake

"This Little Piggy" by Mother Goose

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
This little piggy went... Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Miss Piggy is a boar. - Ed Lucaire

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale. - Hans Christian Andersen

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures. - Thomas Edison

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

It really is pretty hard to rhyme each line with the one that follows it. - Robert Lowell

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Clams: I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray. - Miss Piggy

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

I'm a big State Fair person, and my main goal is to eat as much food as possible, but I tend not to do the foods on a stick. But I like Big Fat Bacon. - Alison McGhee

When you break down all the fluff, there are two ways to promote and market your business: dumber, slower, and expensive - or smarter, faster, and cheaper. - David S. Garland

Building a successful business requires a combination of human capital, financial resources, market opportunity, persistence, community support, and even luck. - Andrew Yang

There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going to turn my nose up at. I never let them down. - Nick Offerman

Non-Muslims in Saudi Arabia can only celebrate Valentine's Day behind closed doors. Apparently, this has led to a huge black market for flowers and wrapping paper. - John Niven

To be successful and grow your business and revenues, you must match the way you market your products with the way your prospects learn about and shop for your products. - Brian Halligan

The difference between "involvement" and "commitment" is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was "involved" - the pig was "committed". - Unknown

The salary of the chief executive of the large corporation is not a market award for achievement. It is frequently in the nature of a warm personal gesture by the individual to himself. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave. - Vivian Vande Velde


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