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Gone To Market

Where this little piggy went...

Gone To Market thanks to Keith Blake

"This Little Piggy" by Mother Goose

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
This little piggy went... Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

The market is always right. - Unknown

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale. - Hans Christian Andersen

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures. - Thomas Edison

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman

I'm a big State Fair person, and my main goal is to eat as much food as possible, but I tend not to do the foods on a stick. But I like Big Fat Bacon. - Alison McGhee

When you break down all the fluff, there are two ways to promote and market your business: dumber, slower, and expensive - or smarter, faster, and cheaper. - David S. Garland

There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going to turn my nose up at. I never let them down. - Nick Offerman

Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried. - Hugh Jackman

The difference between "involvement" and "commitment" is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was "involved" - the pig was "committed". - Unknown

For the first time I examined myself with a seriously practical purpose. And there I found what appalled me: a zoo of lusts, a bedlam of ambitions, a nursery of fears, a harem of fondled hatreds. - C S Lewis

Anywhere you have extreme poverty and no national health insurance, no promise of health care regardless of social standing, that's where you see the sharp limitations of market-based health care. - Paul Farmer


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