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Golf Prayer

Lie down in green pastures, not still waters

Golf Prayer thanks to Roy Taylor

Psalm 23: 'The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He makes me lie down in green pastures, he leads me beside quiet waters, he refreshes my soul.'

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All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Go where your best prayers take you. - Frederick Buechner

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Where there's a Will there's a Fairway. - Unknown

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers. - Mother Teresa

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump


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