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Golf Prayer

Lie down in green pastures, not still waters

Golf Prayer thanks to Roy Taylor

Psalm 23: 'The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He makes me lie down in green pastures, he leads me beside quiet waters, he refreshes my soul.'

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All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Go where your best prayers take you. - Frederick Buechner

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

Where there's a Will there's a Fairway. - Unknown

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Teetotaler: A golfer who only keeps track of drives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

The greatest tragedy in life is the prayers that go unanswered simply because they go unasked. - Mark Batterson

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley


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