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Getting It To Work

Orange you glad you're not a Halloween mechanic?

Getting It To Work thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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Breadlace

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Tree Face

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Child's Motorcycle Helmet

Montana Mountain Bike

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Cat Dugout

Open Drive Through

Secret Revealed

Tired Flagpole

Bent Car Sculpture

Cow Jacket