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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

But first, donuts. - Unknown

Ignore previous cookie. - Unknown

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown


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