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Gatling Gun For Mechanics

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Gatling Gun For Mechanics thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The Gatling gun is a machine gun that consists of multiple barrels revolving around a central axis, capable of being fired at a rapid rate. Invented by Richard J. Gatling during the American Civil War, it was first used by Gen. Benjamin F. Butler of the Union army at the siege of Petersburg, Virginia (1864-1865).

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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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