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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

It's a funny old world. - Margaret Thatcher

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

I'm not funny. What I am is brave. - Lucille Ball

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

Tell me what you laugh at, and I'll tell you who you are. - Marcel Pagnol

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous. - David Icke

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me. - Art Buchwald

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. - Bill Nye

If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself. If it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato


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