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I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

If it gets laughs, it's funny. - Rachel Dratch

The earth is warmer when you laugh. - Samuel Beam

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous. - David Icke

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - Seneca

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King


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