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Sickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

I always advise people never to give advice. - P G Wodehouse

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

One can give advice comfortably from a safe port. - Johann Von Schiller

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. - Agatha Christie

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

"Quit now, you'll never make it." If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there. - David Zucker

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield