QuotaBillsSickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace
Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong
The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
I always advise people never to give advice. - P G Wodehouse
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop
One can give advice comfortably from a safe port. - Johann Von Schiller
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey
Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis
Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling
My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West
The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. - Agatha Christie
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende
The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman
"Quit now, you'll never make it." If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there. - David Zucker
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm
God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis
The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield