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Fortune Seeker

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Fortune Seeker thanks to Rysa Gordon

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

The absence of desire can be fatal. - Unknown

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Our patience will achieve more than our force. - Edmund Burke

Desire of praise disposeth to laudable actions. - Thomas Hobbes

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

The desire to conquer is itself a sort of subjection. - George Eliot

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Whiskey Jig

Redneck Mercedes

Hala Fruit

Hydro Water Power

Selfie Shoes

Tons Of Anarchy

Science World

Da Hood Shirt

What Do You See? - Part III


Aging Mermaid

Get Along Shirt

Bruce Lee Coffee

Dry Satellite

Carving The Turkey

Don't Break The Window

Nike Coffin

Redneck Ladder

Proof of Global Warming

Leading a Remote Life

Centaur of Attraction

Papa Burger

High Five, Son

What Do You See? - Part II