#1 humor site on the 'net

Fortune Seeker

The story of my life...

Fortune Seeker thanks to Rysa Gordon

QuotaBills
Fortune befriends the bold. - Emily Dickinson

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

There are two ways to get enough: One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less. - G K Chesterton

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world. - C S Lewis


Mask Alternatives

Watch Out For Deer!

Chinese Music School

Student Driver

iPad Not

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

It Even Has A Chimney

Seal Survival

www: Wagtail Windscreen Wiper

Water Dancer

Shopping Wait-er

Flamingo Imposter

Goat Tree

Ontario Spring Dining

Empty Birdhouse

180 Degrees From Ordinary

How To Float

Redneck Tank Top

Grasping Shirt

Detroit Counterfeit Bill

Hazardous Delivery

Log Out - Here It Comes!

Search and Rescue - Dry Run

Staff Teeth