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Fortune Seeker

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Fortune favors the brave. - Publius Terence

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

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Olympic Preparations

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