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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

A great fortune is a great slavery. - Seneca

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

With enough courage you can do without a reputation. - Margaret Mitchell

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. - Billy Graham

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

I had an ambition not only to go farther than any man had ever been before, but as far as it was possible for a man to go. - Captain James Cook

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs


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