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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

You can't let perfection get in the way of getting things done. - Gini Deitrich

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

A designer knows that he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de St-Expurey

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin


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