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Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Courage without conscience is a wild beast. - Robert G Ingersoll

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford


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