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A good chief gives, he does not take. - Mohawk Proverb

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

Canadians are Americans with no Disneyland. - Margaret Mahy

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The hyphen, that's the most un-American thing in the world. - Woodrow Wilson

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Communism has defeated itself everywhere except in American colleges. - Paul Harvey

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them. - George Bernard Shaw

Patriotic American: One who never orders from a menu anything he can't pronounce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Americans should not go abroad to slay dragons they do not understand in the name of spreading democracy. - John Quincy Adams

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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