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Foot Swim

Ever been swimming and something touches your foot?

Foot Swim thanks to Maxine Bourne

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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity. - Walt Schmidt

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. - Kin Hubbard

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Boredom is a learned behavior and a form of anxiety that stems from our thinking. - Unknown

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

Take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. - Dale Carnegie

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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