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I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

So what if someone wrote your obituary... that doesn't mean you are obligated to die. - Lou Holtz

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. - C S Lewis

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown


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