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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

I don't mind dying. Trouble is, you feel so bloody stiff the next day. - George Axelrod

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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