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My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

Die young as late as possible. - Ashley Montagu

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. - C S Lewis

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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