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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

He hungered for posterity, and he died from hunger. - Gregory Nunn

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave. - Joan Crawford

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale


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