QuotaBillsFat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker
I find forgiveness to be really healthy. - Ben Affleck
Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown
The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason
I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel
Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill
The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick
One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James
I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke
A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone
Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare
Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings
Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso