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Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Don't look for perfection. That isn't the goal. - Ash Maurya

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Have patience and endure: this unhappiness will one day be beneficial. - Ovid

The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself. - Albert Camus

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

My desire was not to pass any island without taking possession, so that, one having been taken, the same may be said of all. - Christopher Columbus

All Joy reminds. It is never a possession, always a desire for something longer ago or further away or still 'about to be'. - C S Lewis

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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