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Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Success is finding satisfaction in giving a little more than you take. - Christopher Reeve

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork. - Kin Hubbard

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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