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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

My desire is to be a forgiving, non-judgmental person. - Janine Turner

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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