Find A Place For It
Just make it fit
QuotaBillsIt's always darkest just before the fridge door opens. - Phil Callaway
I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown
I've probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge. - Bill Murray
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com