Finally Got A Haircut
Just hairy up and get 'er done!
Let's face it - Covid restrictions are facing an end!
QuotaBillsA wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett
Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo
You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz
He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson
Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx
I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi
You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore
Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara
Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse
I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown
I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain
The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj
As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin
I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis
I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran
I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing
Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl
I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro