Finally 21

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Look twice before you leap. - Charlotte Bronte

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield