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FearBusters

Welcome to Crossroads Community Church - Sunday Online Service

FearBusters thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, August 9, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'being Fearless Series' Matthew 6:33-34 'FearBusters' message by Pastor Dan MacAulay, taped live at CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

The joy that isn't shared dies young. - Anne Sexton

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

The only way you can fail is if you stop praying. - Mark Batterson

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears. - Nelson Mandela

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

Surely there can be no greater joy than that of saving souls. - Lottie Moon

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Everyone has certain fears, certain things that one cannot abide. - Takayuki Ikkaku

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one. - C S Lewis

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. - Eric Hoffer

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. - Helen Keller

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; adversity not without many comforts and hopes. - Francis Bacon

The most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid. - J D Salinger

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. - Jerry Gille

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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