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FearBusters

Welcome to Crossroads Community Church - Sunday Online Service

FearBusters thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, August 9, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'being Fearless Series' Matthew 6:33-34 'FearBusters' message by Pastor Dan MacAulay, taped live at CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

He that hopes no good fears no ill. - Thomas Fuller

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Do not let your fears choose your destiny. - Unknown

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears. - JRR Tolkien

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough, but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. - Garrison Keillor

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. - William Butler Yeats

Take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. - Dale Carnegie

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink


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