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Welcome to Crossroads Community Church - Sunday Online Service

FearBusters thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, August 9, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'being Fearless Series' Matthew 6:33-34 'FearBusters' message by Pastor Dan MacAulay, taped live at CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

Faith is not bereft of reason. - Ravi Zacharias

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

The only joy in the world is to begin. - Cesare Pavese

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow. - Rene Descartes

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. - Jerry Gille

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. - Lemony Snicket

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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