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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; adversity not without many comforts and hopes. - Francis Bacon

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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