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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, June 21, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'Fathers Day' testimonies from Trevor Friesen, Keith McKenzie and Ron Rose, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Tradition is the living faith of those now dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of those now living. - Jaroslav Pelikan

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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