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Fathers Day

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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, June 21, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'Fathers Day' testimonies from Trevor Friesen, Keith McKenzie and Ron Rose, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Dadicated: Being the best father you can be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. - Mitch Albom

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Humanity is never so beautiful as when praying for forgiveness, or else forgiving another. - Jean Paul

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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