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Fathers Day

Welcome to Crossroads Community Church - Sunday Online Service

Fathers Day thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, June 21, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'Fathers Day' testimonies from Trevor Friesen, Keith McKenzie and Ron Rose, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Babylon: What the Preacher does during some sermons - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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