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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, June 21, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'Fathers Day' testimonies from Trevor Friesen, Keith McKenzie and Ron Rose, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. - Mitch Albom

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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