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Fathers Day

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Fathers Day thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, June 21, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'Fathers Day' testimonies from Trevor Friesen, Keith McKenzie and Ron Rose, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. - Mitch Albom

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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