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Fashion Decisions

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Fashion Decisions thanks to Chris Kane

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Age is only a number. - Lexi Starling

If you rest, you rust. - Helen Hayes

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Middle age is a nice change from being young. - William Feather

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

I was born in 1962. And the room next to me was 1963. - Joan Rivers

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Middle age is when everything new you feel is likely to be a symptom. - Laurence J Peter

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. - Unknown

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. - Ogden Nash

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too. - Mignon McLaughlin

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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