QuotaBillsIf you rest, you rust. - Helen Hayes
Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci
A prune is an experienced plum. - John H Trattner
Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate
Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard
Middle age is a nice change from being young. - William Feather
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson
I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley
Middle age is when everything new you feel is likely to be a symptom. - Laurence J Peter
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. - Unknown
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
I defended the republic in my youth; I will not desert it in old age. - Cicero
Middle age begins with the first mortgage and ends when you drop dead. - Herb Caen
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle
Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison
Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. - E Joseph Cossman
When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler
There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
Middle age is when it takes you all night to do once what once you used to do all night. - Kenny Everett
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir
I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe
The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too. - Mignon McLaughlin
Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde
I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse
Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown
It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah