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Age is only a number. - Lexi Starling

Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

I was born in 1962. And the room next to me was 1963. - Joan Rivers

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

There's one advantage to being 102. No peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

I defended the republic in my youth; I will not desert it in old age. - Cicero

Middle age begins with the first mortgage and ends when you drop dead. - Herb Caen

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. - E Joseph Cossman

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis

W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Middle age is when your classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerf

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too. - Mignon McLaughlin

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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