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Fake Brakes

Bubba knows how to scare off tailgaters

Fake Brakes thanks to Keith Blake

Tailgating: when a driver drives behind another vehicle while not leaving sufficient distance to stop without causing a collision if the vehicle in front stops suddenly.

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson


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