Fake Brakes
Bubba knows how to scare off tailgaters
Tailgating: when a driver drives behind another vehicle while not leaving sufficient distance to stop without causing a collision if the vehicle in front stops suddenly.
QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp. - Unknown
A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons
I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown
There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore
May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien
Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown
Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown
Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump
Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth
Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett
I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison
Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill
I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton
The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung
Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain
I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes
I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry
I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal
If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie
The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds
Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray
Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie
A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher
Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones
Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James
You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville
If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray
Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson