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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I have learned to hold popular opinion of no value. - Alexander Hamilton

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Dr. Seuss

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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