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What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

There's no educational value in the second kick of a mule. - American saying

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. - Groucho Marx

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

I value all things only by the price they shall gain in eternity. - John Wesley

Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given. - Deepak Chopra

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Principles are guidelines for human conduct that are proven to have enduring, permanent value. - Stephen Covey

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

If you're not in the arena getting your ass kicked, I'm not interested in or open to your feedback. - Brene Brown

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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