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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them. - Unknown

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. - Will Rogers

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Dr. Seuss

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Facts, opinions, and value statements push people apart, stories bring people together. - Chuck Matthei

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M Scott Peck

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

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Redneck Faucet

Duck That Did Not Duck

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