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Excavator Ladder

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Excavator Ladder thanks to Keith Blake

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

People who don't take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. - Peter F Drucker

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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