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In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. - Gelett Burgess

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far the town is. - African Proverb

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

You can nearly always enjoy things if you make up your mind firmly that you will. - L M Montgomery

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

The best thing about grandchildren is that you're not too busy supporting them to enjoy them. - Unknown

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan P Smith

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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