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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. - Charles H Spurgeon

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them! - Maggie Kuhn

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan P Smith

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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