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A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. - Gelett Burgess

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

If you haven't experienced the bottom, you won't appreciate the top. - Joe Segal

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well. - Voltaire

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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