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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones

He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far the town is. - African Proverb

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan P Smith


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