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In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

People only ask if you are enjoying yourself when you aren't. - Edith Nesbit

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. - Charles H Spurgeon

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far the town is. - African Proverb

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them! - Maggie Kuhn

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown


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