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Emotional Support Dog

My best friend, after listening to all my problems

Emotional Support Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. - Dorothy Parker

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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