Emotional Support Dog

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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

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If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. - David Borenstein

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof. - Harry Haenigsen

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie