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Emotional Support Dog

My best friend, after listening to all my problems

Emotional Support Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep. - Felix Frankfurter

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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