Emotional Support Dog

Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

Boredom is a learned behavior and a form of anxiety that stems from our thinking. - Unknown

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Remorse sleeps during prosperity but awakes bitter consciousness during adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy