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Election Math

Why the vote count is prolonged

Election Math thanks to Tim Smith

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Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon

Erection: When Japanese go to vote. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

A country cannot subsist well without liberty, nor liberty without virtue. - Daniel Webster

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

To acquire immunity to eloquence is of the utmost importance to the citizens of a democracy. - Bertrand Russell

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser


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