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Edible Clock

Do you have enough time for this one?

Edible Clock thanks to RJ Robertson

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The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

I am just turning 40 and taking my time about it. - Harold Lloyd

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of. - David Coleman

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

Come what may, time and hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

Shard by shard we are released from the tyranny of so-called time. - Patti Smith

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

Bananosecond: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited because you came in fifth last time. - Denis Waltley

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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