QuotaBillsLanguage is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
What Washington needs is adult supervision. - Barack Obama
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas
Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth
The state of Washington calls tips 'wages.' - Tom Douglas
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman
A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin
Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton
So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi
If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump
A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll
I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost
My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan
I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards
The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy