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Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

What Washington needs is adult supervision. - Barack Obama

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

The state of Washington calls tips 'wages.' - Tom Douglas

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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