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Oh graytin potatoes - Archie Bunker

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

The state of Washington calls tips 'wages.' - Tom Douglas

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. - Steven Wright

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then. - Unknown

Although I am not a vain person, I believe that I am the very best footballer in the whole world. - Ronaldinho

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe