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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

What Washington needs is adult supervision. - Barack Obama

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. - Steven Wright

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then. - Unknown

Although I am not a vain person, I believe that I am the very best footballer in the whole world. - Ronaldinho

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers